Mayday

A multinational corporation with alien technology and an evil plan. Won’t somebody think of the children?

When a super-smart ape tells Arthur and Elliot they messed up investigating Hellinix the first time, the four heroes realize that they must return to Level-8, the vault at the center of Hellinix’s rotting heart, to uncover the corporation’s ultimate goal.

Elliot has lost his sword. Arthur has fallen head over heels for Elliot’s best friend. Millicent is trying to decide if she’ll ever fit in with the team. And Stanley wants to know where the hell the mangoes are and why he’s stuck babysitting a bunch of squabbling lesser apes.

Will any of them be able to keep their minds on the job for more than five minutes? Can you get a decent kebab in Switzerland? If a Karen falls in the woods and nobody cares, does anyone care?

Why didn’t they call this novel Soldier, Assassin, Orangutan, Spy? I want to speak to the manager!